Peppermint Naughty Coal Soap – Gag Gift

Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Activated Charcoal, Vitamin E, Mica, Glow Powder, Peppermint Essential Oil (scented version only)

1. Drinking the last beer
2. Smoking the last bud
3. Eating all the cookies
4. Eating the last slice 
5. Finishing the ice cream 
6. Stealing the blankets 
7. Hogging the remote 
8. Spoiling shows 
9. Talking during movies 
10. Not replacing toilet paper
11. Stealing fries 
12. Double-dipping 
13. Hitting snooze 47 times 
14. Blaming the dog
15. Leaving lights on
16. Using all the hot water
17. Farting in elevators
18. Leaving socks everywhere
19. Empty cartons in fridge 
20. Microwaving fish
21. Stealing my charger 
22. Thermostat wars 
23. Eating my leftovers 
24. Cap off toothpaste 
25. TP roll backwards 
26. Car on empty  
27. Chips open → stale 
28. Cereal box open → soggy 
29. Leaving the porch light on all day 
30. Leaving the TV on 
31. Being too awesome (for the proud ones)